The Human Antidepressant is the latest in OpenAI Labs technology, a humanoid android that can cure anyone’s depression with a single joke.          Here comes the bluesstopper to solve all the world’s problems, algorithmically! Watch as he amazes with solutions to the cost of living crisis, overseas wars we’re still paying for despite barely affording housing, processed foods that are killing us when they could be killing our sworn enemies the, uh, Russians? But don’t think the current affairs have got old Jackson going all George Carlin, no comedy club for old men on ya! He also has stories from his personal life included horse attacks, armoured van heists, sexy wax play, family jazz disputes and much, much more!

This show promises happiness* or your** money*** back****!

*emotional response determined by GrantCo

**capital ownership questionable

***that means kickboxing

****no kickboxing actually jks